Funny Anime Quotes

"Hurry up! You can make it! Oh, run to her and hug her tight!"
*die*-TK

TK* wrote:

Crazy Baby - from TK to Yui

EPIC! :laugh:

That's because you're a masochist like him

Of course! xD I am the best at it afterall

Some from Gintama ^^

Gintoki: Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?'

Gintoki:
''That´s a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world'' (Itachi parody)

Gintoki:
"Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything! Trouble with tests? Fighting with your parents? Some girl you like? Odiferous nethers? If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!"

Gintoki: "Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura?"
Katsura: "Not Zura, it's Captain Katsura." (One Piece parody ^^)

Gintoki stopped by a metal detector: "Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

Gintoki-*staring at his hand in the toilet when there wasn't any toilet paper left* "Do u know why people have 2 hands? thats because..."

*My Favorite one!*
Gintoki:
"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

Gintoki: When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.

Student: No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.
Gintoki: I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!
Student: Lollipops don't smoke.
Gintoki: I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up.
Girls: NO WAY!

Kagura: "You don't need a driver's license to hit and run!"

Katsura: "Eyebrow Zombies..How about we call them Zombrows?
Gintoki: "Shut up, scum."
Katsura: "They're not scum!" "They're Zombrows"
Gintoki: "At this rate, we may be the only sane ones left in the kabuki district. Isn't there a way to get out of this mess Katsura?"
Katsura: They're not Katsura, they're Zombrows!"
Gintoki: "Crap the Zombrows found- eh?!
*Katsura looks very satisfied and Gintoki kicks him in the face*
Gintoki:" And what are you so happy about?! You seriously piss me off idiot"
Katsura: "Gintoki, I won't forget that, you said it you call them "Zombrows" it's decided they're called Zombrows!"

Sacchan: Everybody okay? We got everyone?
Gintoki: one, two, three, four, five, six..Yeah that's everyone.
Shinpachi: no..wait a minute. Six people? Count one more time please.
Gintoki: I'm telling you it's okay. Me, you, Kagura, Zura, Sa-chan, Hasegawa-san. You see ? six people.
Shinpachi: Hold up! Hasegawa-san is this? This is a pair of sunglasses, right?!
Gintoki: That's right! Hasegawa-san is a pair of sunglasses.
Shinpachi: That's not what I meant! All that's left of Hasegawa-san is this pair of sunglasses!
Kagura: That's right! Madao is only a pair of sunglasses!

Okita: "Wow, the Commander sure is popular. The ignorant masses follow her every where she goes -fall off a cliff and die, Hijikata you bastard."
Hijikata: "What's up with that song? It sounds like it's making fun of us -get beaten up and die under protection, Okita."
Okita: "That's called being overly self-conscious. It just sounds like a sweet love song to me -go to the next world by gas poisoning, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "It feels like our image is just going from bad to worse -fall off a cliff and die Okita.
Okita: "What do we do if there's a terrorist attack? We don't have our swords -soak in hot water and boil to death, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "I don't care anymore -moomin. Let's kill Okita."
Okita: "Die, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "Die, Okita."
Okita: "Die, Okita...oops, messed up...Hijikata."

Matsudaira: "Anyone who wears sunglasses is an assassin."

Kondou: "If we're not careful, Sougo will become a sadist."
Hijikata: "Oh, it's too late for him. He's already Prince of the Planet Sadist."

Gintoki: "My hands' a hook; I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!"

Shinpachi: Gin-san, this isn’t looking good.
Gintoki: Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.
Kagura: That’s true, the onigiri you roll taste terrible.
Shinpachi: I don’t mean either of those! I’m talking about this!
Gintoki: Our checkbook?
Kagura: Ha! Don’t make fun of me. You can’t eat a thing like that!