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PostSubject: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:41 am

Feel free to share any funny anime quotes that you know!! you don't have to limit yourself to one... Post as much as you can!!

Here are mine:
"A Flat-chest is a Status Symbol!" - Konata Izumi from Lucky Star
"If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic" - Senjougahara Hitagi from Bakemonogatari
"I'LL TAKE A CHIP....... AND EAT IT!" - Light Yagami from Death Note [xD Somehow it makes me laugh]
"“If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast.
Isn’t it a man’s fantasy to watch that from behind?” -Senjougahara from Bakemonogatari
"How Shallow-Minded" - Shiina from Angel Beats! FTW!!! xD
"The weakness of this group is that we're all stupid..." - Yurippe
"A Leader shouldn't be saying that" - Otonashi's answer, Both from Angel Beats!
"Every school story has to have a maid character!" - Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
“What on earth was my subconsciousness thinking!?” - Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Now it's your turn!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:44 am

Well I'll take my time and name two for now.

"No. I am one hell of a deer." Sebastian Michaelis

lol I thought it was random coming from him.

"I don't want that kind of twisted love!" Araragi Koyomi

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:45 am

LOL! I loved that one xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:46 am

"Hurry up! You can make it! Oh, run to her and hug her tight!"
*die*-TK
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:48 am

"His sacrifice won't be forgotten.." -Yurippe
"You sacrificed him!" -Otonashi
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:49 am

"Even death can't cure idiocy" -Yui
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:50 am

"Smile...I said smile! Smile! Damn you!" Ryohei Sasagawa to Lambo.

"I'm scared!!!" Lambo

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:52 am

"I CAN DO THAT TOO!" *He takes out a banana and squishes it, giggling evilly* - Imadori from School Rumble
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:56 am

"Ugly Hag" Sai from Naruto thinking that nicknames can bring him closer to Sakura.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:01 am

"I'll turn you into junk!!" - Maria from Hayate no Gotoku in the Manga. It's funny when she says it xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:11 am

"Pettanko...pettanko...pettanko..." Sugisaki Ken

That part was funny. xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:32 pm

Crazy Baby - from TK to Yui
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:57 pm

TK* wrote:
Crazy Baby - from TK to Yui
EPIC! :laugh:
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:32 pm

"Shut up! Stupid Marco!" Margery Daw.

I always liked his comments about her then getting hit later. Nod
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:33 pm

That's because you're a masochist like him Twisted
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:27 pm

E-eh? I'm not a masochist! I just think it's funny, that's all! Dx
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:55 pm

Oh really? I find that hard to believe.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:57 pm

Anyways are you giving to leave more quotes or not? o-o
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:02 pm

I will, No need to Rush.

Hinata: I'm pretty confident about my reflexes. And pretty strong too.
I‟m a guy after all. When the time comes, I can protect you even at the
cost of my life.

Yuri:I don't die though.
...
Hinata: Ah! I forgot about that - From Angel Beats! Manga

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Yuri: Wow, flirting already? I didn't know you were such a skirt-chaser,
Hinata.

Hinata: Nah. I'd die before even thinking about flirting with you, so
don't worry.
...
Yuri: Aren't you already dead?

Hinata: Ah! I forgot about that too! - From the Angel Beats! Manga

"Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday(Christmas) was fun, why don't we
celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday next time?" - Haruhi Suzumiya

"It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass" - Kyon

There, happy?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:04 pm

Wow that's a lot of quotes. And good ones too. xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:05 pm

Of course! xD I am the best at it afterall Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:58 am

Okay this quote is really long and I like this scene a lot for some reason. xD

"I want you to reflect on this one day and think if what the electrician that day said was true or false."

" At a place you feel most restful, next to the person you find most dear."

" People’s lives are repetitions of actions hurting each other."

" It’s understandable to doubt others, but being unable to trust anything is the same as being unable to sense other people’s love."

"Aren’t you, perhaps, feeling lonely?"

" Aren’t you, perhaps, living slavishly?"

"Are you able to laugh with an honest heart?"

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"I see. Then you must be loved."

"Please keep on living so that love won't go away."

-Yoshino Yusuke-

"I'm amazed how he can sprout all those sick lines." -Okazaki Tomoya-

All of those strangely deep quotes. xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Anime Quotes   Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:33 pm

Some from Gintama ^^

Gintoki: Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?'

Gintoki:
''That´s a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world'' (Itachi parody)

Gintoki:
"Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything! Trouble with tests? Fighting with your parents? Some girl you like? Odiferous nethers? If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!"

Gintoki: "Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura?"
Katsura: "Not Zura, it's Captain Katsura." (One Piece parody ^^)

Gintoki stopped by a metal detector: "Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

Gintoki-*staring at his hand in the toilet when there wasn't any toilet paper left* "Do u know why people have 2 hands? thats because..."

*My Favorite one!*
Gintoki:
"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

Gintoki: When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.

Student: No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.
Gintoki: I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!
Student: Lollipops don't smoke.
Gintoki: I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up.
Girls: NO WAY!

Kagura: "You don't need a driver's license to hit and run!"

Katsura: "Eyebrow Zombies..How about we call them Zombrows?
Gintoki: "Shut up, scum."
Katsura: "They're not scum!" "They're Zombrows"
Gintoki: "At this rate, we may be the only sane ones left in the kabuki district. Isn't there a way to get out of this mess Katsura?"
Katsura: They're not Katsura, they're Zombrows!"
Gintoki: "Crap the Zombrows found- eh?!
*Katsura looks very satisfied and Gintoki kicks him in the face*
Gintoki:" And what are you so happy about?! You seriously piss me off idiot"
Katsura: "Gintoki, I won't forget that, you said it you call them "Zombrows" it's decided they're called Zombrows!"

Sacchan: Everybody okay? We got everyone?
Gintoki: one, two, three, four, five, six..Yeah that's everyone.
Shinpachi: no..wait a minute. Six people? Count one more time please.
Gintoki: I'm telling you it's okay. Me, you, Kagura, Zura, Sa-chan, Hasegawa-san. You see ? six people.
Shinpachi: Hold up! Hasegawa-san is this? This is a pair of sunglasses, right?!
Gintoki: That's right! Hasegawa-san is a pair of sunglasses.
Shinpachi: That's not what I meant! All that's left of Hasegawa-san is this pair of sunglasses!
Kagura: That's right! Madao is only a pair of sunglasses!

Okita: "Wow, the Commander sure is popular. The ignorant masses follow her every where she goes -fall off a cliff and die, Hijikata you bastard."
Hijikata: "What's up with that song? It sounds like it's making fun of us -get beaten up and die under protection, Okita."
Okita: "That's called being overly self-conscious. It just sounds like a sweet love song to me -go to the next world by gas poisoning, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "It feels like our image is just going from bad to worse -fall off a cliff and die Okita.
Okita: "What do we do if there's a terrorist attack? We don't have our swords -soak in hot water and boil to death, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "I don't care anymore -moomin. Let's kill Okita."
Okita: "Die, Hijikata."
Hijikata: "Die, Okita."
Okita: "Die, Okita...oops, messed up...Hijikata."

Matsudaira: "Anyone who wears sunglasses is an assassin."

Kondou: "If we're not careful, Sougo will become a sadist."
Hijikata: "Oh, it's too late for him. He's already Prince of the Planet Sadist."

Gintoki: "My hands' a hook; I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!"

Shinpachi: Gin-san, this isn’t looking good.
Gintoki: Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.
Kagura: That’s true, the onigiri you roll taste terrible.
Shinpachi: I don’t mean either of those! I’m talking about this!
Gintoki: Our checkbook?
Kagura: Ha! Don’t make fun of me. You can’t eat a thing like that!
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